It's never too early...

Ridiculous ideas for Halloween costumes...



Last year I went as Yoda in a business suit. Here are some samples of my business cards:

Linguistic Entrepreneur: "English teach good I do"
Intergalactic Midget
Senior Assistant Manager: Cracker Barrel
Taxidermist: "Stuffing your friends for eons."
Senior Accountant: "For all your accounting needs."
Amway Salesman
Former Jedi Master: "The Force Use Good Once I Did"
DJ Yoda
Muppet
Yoda for Governor: "Vote for Yoda... Or use the Force on your ass I Will"

and many others.


So now comes idea time for this year:

Powder Blue Dracula: which consists of a Dracula costume with a powder blue cape, and powder blue frilly shirt.

Disco Dracula: which also consists of a ruffled, powder blue shirt, but also a blonde afro, medallion necklace, and probably the powder blue cape... preferrably polyester

Bride of Groovenstein: which consits of the Bride of Frankenstein, disco-style. (That would be a costume for females)

Shirtless Patron/Friend: this consists of nothing more than you being yourself, except shirtless.

Broccoli Man: Wear a superhero cape around your neck, letters BM emblazoned on the front, and strap some giant stalks of broccoli on your head. Wear tights if possible.

I will add more as I think of them...

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